September 2009
Today, I walked into the bathroom to brush my...
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forgeteverything:
mliaverage:
On Monday, I was packing my brother’s lunch and I asked him what he wanted. He said to surprise him. Wrong answer. He got a santa straw, shampoo samples, a raw potato, and cheese whiz. I think he’ll be making his own lunch from now on. MLIA.
This will be my monday morning. I’ve been making my brother’s lunch since.. 6th grade?
BAHA.
Got a notification just now..I have to see the...
Me: AHHHH.
Talia: WHAT?
Me: I have to see the Discipline Committee at school next week!!?!?
Talia: How's that go?
Me: Group of old people at a table, me in a lonely hard chair. My hands get whacked with a ruler?!
Talia: FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.
Talia: That's how it would go. :D
Me: ....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
